Ian Francis – Medium

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A Ridul Wot I Rote, What is it?

By Ian Francis It is recognised universally in every language, it is a pre-requisite, it is a feeling and it is an emotion. It is very often threatened and wilfully ignored. It can be killed, It can be revived. It arrives on a favourable wind,and it can be ousted by a storm. It is engineered it is revered. It can be a trap and it can be feared. It is an omnipresent or it is waiting, there for you when exiled.

A Riddle

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THE LOCKSMITH’S LAMENT

By Ian Francis I usually don’t put warnings on my stuff but this one is rather in your face …so to speak. It’s about an orgasm, well two actually, involving a locksmith and a mate of his. Enjoy. Friday Night is good man, really good mate .Sweaty mouth and cock juice slurpy good, Mate. Why am I a locksmith? Friday at five has potential satisfaction Sleazy and cocky and promised arse action “God I’m horny ,”I cry.

Orgasm

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HOWLING WOLF ON A WANING MOON

BY IAN FRANCIS The night is pale and stillborn.The moon has waxed, bathed and shares her Whorish light. A sleeping child, this Friday’s eve, and yet, no stench of innocence, As I , now, a Lycanthrope, with carnal rage in sight , Pass by you and shudder, as your indecent…

Theatre

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EMAIL FROM AN ALIEN

BY IAN FRANCIS Transmission/Translation begins: Hello Sexy Fella, RE: THE DOROTHY CHANDLER TIME PORTAL (TP4) The Location of Worm Hole Portal 4 is underneath Los Angeles. Bequeathed to Earth by The Zenimot Foundation back in the late 15th Century” (1572)…

Alienemail

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UNTOLD APOLOGIES. HEARTFELT LIES

BY IAN FRANCIS How is it possible for someone to apologise on someone else’s behalf ? I have apologised for myself more times than I care to recall, and I have been apologised TO approximately seven times in my life that I can remember. Never from a parent or senior, and certainly never from an…

Apologetics

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Jun 18

Love Advice From A Man Called Gerald

By Ian Francis — “I really don’t think it’s something that human beings do anymore is it …Trust? Hello Mike My name is Gerald, and It’s Christmas Eve, please don’t alarm yourself, I’ve had a Sherry or three but I simply have to tell you something. I read your profile and your story about your ex , and I was moved , quite honestly , moved. Yet, at…

Trust

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Apr 13

Change What You Say About Yourself to Find More Success In Life

Klara Jane Holloway

Thank you Klara Jane I really needed those words right now , I used to be an optimist and I'm not…

Thank you Klara Jane I really needed those words right now , I used to be an optimist and I'm not quite sure when it was my glass became half empty. It's a big note to self and you've helped me start a process I'm sort of looking foward to, Ha who am I kidding , no I.m not but it needs to be done. I'll keep you posted. Thanks and love Ian

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Thank you Klara Jane I really needed those words right now , I used to be an optimist and I'm not quite sure when it was my glass became half empty.

It's a big note to self and you've helped me start a process I'm sort of looking foward to, Ha who am I kidding , no I.m not but it needs to be done. I'll keep you posted.

Thanks and love

Ian